Thursday, October 20, 2011

Think wisely before you end up a relationship

Boy: I broke up with her.
 
His Best Friend: What happened?

 
Boy: She’s just too much for me.

 
His  Best Friend:What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?

 
Boy: Well,for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..

 
His  Best Friend:So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
 

Boy: Oh..Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
 

His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
 

Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
 

His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
 

Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her.
 

His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
 

Boy:Well, she..
 

His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
 

Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
 

His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened..

❤ 【 Marriage 】

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes..

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed - dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.
— At least, in the eyes of our son — I’m a loving husband...

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

my baby hyun BIn


  •  Name: 현빈 / Hyun Bin (Hyeon Bin)
  • Real name: 김태평 / Kim Tae Pyung (Gim Tae Pyeong)
  • Profession: Actor and model
  • Birthdate: 1982-Sep-25
  • Birthplace: Seoul, South Korea
  • Height: 184cm
  • Weight: 74kg
  • Star sign: Libra
  • Blood type: B
  • Family: Older brother
  • Talent agency: Star M Entertainment

TV Shows

  • Secret Garden (SBS, 2010)
  • Friend, Our Legend (MBC, 2009)
  • The World That They Live In (KBS2, 2008)
  • The Snow Queen (KBS2, 2006)
  • My Name is Kim Sam-Soon (MBC, 2005)
  • Ireland (MBC, 2004)
  • Nonstop 4 (MBC, 2003)
  • Bodyguard (KBS2, 2003)

Movies

  • Come Rain Come Shine (2011)
  • Tears of Africa (2010)
  • Late Autumn (2010)
  • I’m Very Happy (2009)
  • A Millionaire’s First Love (2006)
  • Daddy Long Legs (2005)
  • Spin Kick (2004)
  • Shower (2002)



Thursday, October 13, 2011


有时候,我们愿意原谅一个人,并不是我们真的愿意原谅他,而是我们不愿意失去他。不想失去他,惟有假装原谅他。------ 不管你爱过多少人,不管你爱得多么痛苦或快乐。最后,你不是学会了怎样恋爱,而是学会了,怎样去爱自己。 

Thursday, October 6, 2011

最浪漫的十句情话


“不论我们的灵魂是什么做成的,他的和我的都是一样的。"                       
      --艾米莉。勃朗特

“假如你的寿命是一百年,那我希望自己活到一百岁的前一天,因为那样我的生命中每天都有你。”                                                                                                                                          --米尔恩

“嘘!那边窗户里亮的是什么光? 哦,那是东方, 朱丽叶就是太阳!”   
 --莎士比亚《罗密欧与朱丽叶》

“他是我的南北,我的西东。 是我作息的意义。 是我的日夜,欢唱谈话的内容。我以为爱会永恒不朽...... 我错了。”                                                                                        
   --W。H。 奥登

“当你终于因为现实比梦境更美而无法入睡是,你恋爱了。”                                
       --苏斯博士

“ 爱情是一种暂时的疯狂。 它像地震一样爆发,然后又平息。而当它平息时,你得做出一个判断。 你得弄清楚你同他是否已经盘根错节地成为一体, 以至无法分开。”
 --《柯菜利上尉的曼陀林》

“和我一起慢慢变老吧!最好的日子还在后头。”                                        
     --罗伯特。布朗宁

“你知道吗?我每天都爱你更多。今天爱得比昨天多,明天爱得比今天多。”
--罗斯蒙德。杰拉德

“谁见她就会爱她,谁爱她就会永远爱她。”                                                        
   --罗伯特。彭斯

“希望不久我将就把你紧紧地搂在怀中,吻你亿万次,像在赤道下面那样炽烈的吻。”
--拿破伦。波拿巴




Van Cleef & Arpels




This has to be one of the coolest watch around. It is the Van Cleef & Arpels Le Pont desAmoureux watch. In English it is called The Lovers' Bridge. The bridge actually exist and it is a bridge spanning the Thiou River in Annecy, France. It is important to note at this point that the bridge depicted on the watch dial is not a rendition of the actual bridge.

So what is so cool about this watch? Well the watch has two retrograde display, one showing the hour and the other the minutes. Nothing new there, but the way the time is displayed is unique. The hour is displayed by a delicate figure of a woman carrying an umbrella, while the minute is shown by a man holding a flower (rose?) behind his back. Twice a day (at 12) they meet atop the bridge and have a fleeting kiss.

The man is depicted as more eager to meet the girl as he goes up and down the bridge 12 times before he is finally rewarded with a kiss from the girl who takes her time to go up the bridge.

The watch measures 30 mm in diameter and is made with white gold. The bezel is decorated with diamonds as is the lugs. The watch is powered by the Jaeger-LeCoultrecaliber 846. The dial itself is a work of art as it is hand painted. The enamel dial is baked in a furnace and the result is a beautiful three dimensional scene. The watch is part of the Poetic Complications series and is expected to retail for USD 116,000.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

A cute & Funny Girl Ever

What a joke

Wikipedia: I know Everything !
Google: I have Everything !

Facebook: I know Everybody !
Twitter: I follow Everybody !
Internet : Without me you are Nothing !
Electricity: Keep talking bithches !
I want to have a handsome child like this next time...

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

一個超級感人的愛情故事


在一次兩人共進晚餐的夜晚
女孩跟男孩提出分手的要求
男孩起先楞了一下,然後默默的接受了
女孩說:我們還是好朋友?
男孩說:恩~對呀~只要你有任何困難我一定會幫你的
然後像平時一樣傻笑
就這樣,平靜的吃完他們的最後一次晚餐
之後男孩還是每天打電話給女孩
問他過的怎樣?
回到家了嗎?
吃飽了嗎?
女孩雖然覺得奇怪但也沒問,理所當然的接受男孩的關心
直到那女孩在一次遷怒的情況下對那男孩說:那跟你沒關係!!
男孩淡淡的說:抱歉~打擾了
原來那女孩和他現在的男友吵架了,可憐的男孩成了出氣筒
隔了一天女孩就沒接到男孩的電話了
女孩覺得奇怪,但也沒多想
又過了幾天男孩還是都沒有打給女孩
女孩心想:搞甚麼?才念他兩句就給我耍脾氣真是的
算了~到底是我理虧我打給他好了。順便,告訴他男生別這麼小氣
女孩打了半天沒人接就算了還暫停使用勒
女孩開始覺得奇怪了
跑到男孩的公司找男孩
但是男孩的同事說那個男孩早就離職了
男孩的老闆是男孩的好朋友
於是.那個女孩就問他那男孩去了哪呢?
他老闆說:我不知道,我也在找他呀!?
女孩不死心,打電話去男孩家
男孩的家人說男孩出國了
女孩心想奇怪了
男孩的家境並不富裕怎麼可能讓他出國呢?
(事實上男孩的家境也是女孩跟他分手的原因之一吧)
再說他要出國就算沒告訴我,他的朋友也都該知道吧?
真奇怪
滿心懷疑的她帶著滿心的疑問回到家中
突然發現它的信箱裡有一封信!
她打開來看,是男孩寫的信
這下她確定男孩的確離開台南了,只是沒有說去了哪
可惡的豬頭~~走也不會說一聲~~
從此以後雖然女孩沒再見過男孩
但是總會定期的收到男孩的信
特別是重要的日子
如女孩的生日時他會祝她生日快樂並附帶禮物
情人節時也不忘祝她幸福和鮮花
聖誕節更是不用說
就連女孩考大學都會收到他鼓勵的卡片
所以雖然女孩已經很久沒見過男孩了但是還都能感受男孩的關懷
只是女孩發現男孩寄給她的信幾乎都是沒有寄信住址的
要不然就是轉寄的
真是怪了??
彷彿是友人直接把信放在信箱的
而且也不曉的為甚麼男孩的朋友們都變的對女孩特別好?
不但生日有禮物還會邀女孩一起出去玩
更甚的只要是男孩的朋友而她是女生的話還會主動邀女孩去逛街,聊天,講電話噓寒問暖等等
關懷的舉動,令女孩覺得奇怪
但時間一久了女孩也習慣了
那段日子,她覺得好快樂好幸福
直到,女孩有一天發現男孩很久沒有寄信給他了
她覺得奇怪,但想,算了可能最近男孩比較忙吧?
但是一個星期過去了女孩還是沒有收到半封信
她開始慌了,她不知道她為何會慌,只知道她想看男孩的信
兩年了男孩總是會寫信給女孩
特別是在特別的日子裡總有男孩從遠方捎來暖暖的祝福
陪他繼續走下去,雖然女孩沒辦法回信
但是這已經是女孩生活的一部份
如今突然間消失了女孩突然發現好像少了一個依靠
女孩開始四處打聽男孩的下落
到以前男孩常去的咖啡廳.茶店.書店.網咖
一坐,一待就是一整天
只希望能看到男孩,但是都沒有
男孩好像就從世上蒸發了
她抱著最後的希望到了男孩的好朋友的公司
問男孩的朋友及同事男孩的下落
男孩的同事中有個女生叫的茹琳被女孩一問竟然哭了
女孩問茹琳妳怎麼了?
男孩的老闆說:喂…拿去打給這個人吧…妳就知道他去那了
女孩一看是一張有手機號碼的便條紙
女孩很開心,心想:總算被我找到了吧!!
女孩打了手機:喂~~~?
手機那端傳來的是一個男生的聲音
雖然女孩已經快2年沒見過男孩了
但是她確定電話裡的人不是男孩
女孩說:請問……
對方還沒聽女孩講完就說:喔…我知道你是誰了,妳找我哥哥的吧?我等妳很久了…你現在有時間嗎?方便出來嗎?我們約個地方詳談吧。
妳就會明白的…
女孩一頭霧水的來到和男孩的弟弟約定的地方
女孩一看就知道他的確是男孩的弟弟
因為的確蠻像的
女孩迫不及待的問:妳哥哥呢?
男孩的弟弟沒說話,只是靜靜的從手提袋裡拿出一封信,遞給女孩
抱歉,其實這封信前幾天就該拿給妳了
只是我不知道我應該怎麼拿給妳所以才拖到今天
原來這兩年的信都是你寫給我的?!!女孩驚訝的問
不不不不!!我只是代我哥哥交給妳罷了
幹嘛那麼麻煩呀?真是的?故作神秘
女孩雖然嘴中念念有詞但是還是難掩臉上的興奮
打開了信……
嗨~~~ 穗,妳最近過的好嗎?
天氣開始轉涼了唷~自己小心身體唷?
書讀的如何呢?別太貪玩了知道嗎?
呵呵~把你說的像小孩子一樣,抱歉抱歉
只是…我真的放心不下妳妳總是這麼需要人.關心.保護
不過妳放心我已經交代我的死黨們要好好照顧妳了
因為在妳看這封信的時候我早就到了一個很遠的地方了
我沒辦法在繼續照顧妳了,但我真的放心不下妳
所以我用了這個辦法來陪妳度過接下來的日子
希望妳不要介意,但是這很可能是我的最後一封信了
因為我的時間到了…
很抱歉我真的不是不想見妳
只是我不願意讓你看到我現在的樣子
更不希望因為我而讓妳傷心難過
我希望妳開開心心的,這是我最大的願望呀
而且也快聯考了呀
如果因為我害妳沒考上我大概沒辦法原諒自己
因為這是我的最後要求
算一算大概有200多封吧?
呵呵,希望妳不會嫌太囉唆
我雖然快離開了,但是我沒有後悔跟妳在一起過
跟妳在一起的日子我很開心
雖然…妳最後不是選擇我
但這樣也好,不然我真的不知道怎麼跟妳提分手
因為我不想連累妳
畢竟這樣的我是不可能給妳幸福的
跟妳分手後我的身體越來越差
到了醫院檢查,醫生告訴我只有3個月的壽命了
還好妳提早跟我分手了…不然…
呵呵…妳果然冰雪聰明
所以我將日子算一算照著年歷寫了200多封的信
在叫我弟弟幫我依照日期寄給妳
就好像我還在妳身邊陪著妳一樣
算算2年了吧?
我想妳對我的感覺也比較淡了吧?
應該比較能接受這個事實了吧??
所以我在這時候寫最後一封信
再說我也沒辦法再寫了
希望妳原諒
我不知道這樣對妳的影響會不會很大
如果會,抱歉這次我沒辦法安慰妳了
我只想告訴你我愛妳
我恨不得能一輩子照顧妳
就算最後妳跟另一個男子攜手走向紅毯的另一端
我也希望能繼續當妳的朋友
但我能嗎?
我不能因為上天給我的時間到了
雖然短促但是我覺得並不後悔
我的人生是完整的
就像我們的戀情雖然短暫
但是我覺得值得了
謝謝妳陪我談我今生的第一段戀愛
如果時間能從來我不會去追妳,不會愛上妳
過去能從來嗎?
不能,所以我還是傷了妳
如果明天的付出、等待,能讓妳我長相廝守我一定去做
但我有明天嗎?
沒有…所以我還是會離開妳
如果現在我能無牽無掛的離開人間
就表示我已經不再愛妳,不再在乎妳
但我眼角的眼淚已經告訴我
我放不下妳
所以是的… 我.愛.妳……
不要為我哭,因為愛過妳我很幸福
割斷一段因緣很簡單
只要忘記思念的方法就可以了
所以忘了我吧…
愛妳的奈落NERON 2001/9/21 奇美醫院
女孩看著信上的時間是他們分手的一個月後
也是她跟他說:這跟妳沒關係的隔天
那天天氣轉涼了…秋天到了
那晚在台南的3皇3家門口
一個女孩抱著一封信
痛哭失聲……

Saturday, August 13, 2011


Guys, If she gives you her heart and puts you first in her life then don’t neglect her and put her second in yours. She obviously love you very much and she doesn’t want to lose you, So when problems arise assure her that you want to be there with her so both of you can talk things out peacefully instead of letting a insignificant quarrel ruin the beautiful love you two have created. Arguments are healthy in relationships, they allow both of you to talk things out and find solutions to the problem which in return allows both of you to form a stronger bond of love with one another because you are both communicating with each other, So don’t avoid each other when issues surface because that just creates tension between the both of you which could lead to a potential break-up, which I’m sure you both don’t want right? Overall be there for her when she needs you, Be honest with her at all times, and above all respect her because she deserves it. Remember communication, an open mind and open heart, and a willingness to forgive and work together for a strong, more lasting relationship are the most vital elements of happy, committed relationships.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Live Love Life

If you leave without a reason, don't come back with an excuse

Remember no one is worth your tears and when you find the one who is, he won't make you cry.

A true man doesn't promise, he commits. A true lady doesn't demand, she thanks.

Some people will only tell you what you wanna hear when they want something from you

We met, we talked, we liked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, we're done, you're deleted.

I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

An EX should stay an EX they're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is…

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10

Thursday, August 4, 2011

~ SCHOOL LIFE ~


Most Irritating Moment -
Morning Alarm...

...Most Difficult Task -
To Find Socks...

Most Dreadful Journey -
Way To Class...

Most Lovely Time -
Meeting Friends...

Most Tragic Moment -
Surprise Test In 1st Period...

Most Wonderful News -
Teacher Is Absent

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Ring Ring Ring

When the phone rings..

Green ... Green ...
I pink up the phone...
I said: Yellow, Blue is this? White do You call me?
U Don't purplely call me i tell you... U make me angry,
I will not call you black !

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Horny & Naughty

I AM
I am sharp and focused
I wonder what the camera really sees
I hear the buzzing bee
see flowers in early morning light
I want to stop time in a box
I am sharp and focused

I pretend to be a statue
I feel the shakes inside
I touch the shutter button
I worry about the blurry result
I cry that the moment has forever passed
I am shard and focused

I understand moments in time
I say let's freeze them forever
I dream of watercolor effects coming to life
I try to see all the soft muted edges
I hope it happens someday
I am sharp and focused

The upper poem is given by our Teacher.

I Am
I am horny and naughty
I wonder who is my next victim
I hear the sexy voice
I see the naked men in my room
I wanted suck it all the way
I am horny and naughty

I pretend to the calm
But i feel like flows
I touched the stick
I worry about the length
I shouted that the moment when it enters
I am horny and naughty.

I understand moments like this
I say let's go harder
I dream of Doing it all the time
I try to control myself
But i can't let go the flows
I am horny and naughty

This funny poem is made by our Y11 boys.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Man

A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Do if u want


WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage : cold tea
2. Last phone call : my baby
3. Last text message: my baby
4. Last song you listened to: Till the world Ends
5. Last time you cried: 2 days ago



HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: i don't think so.
7. Been cheated: Yes.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No.
9. Lost someone special: No.
10. Been depressed: Yes.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
pink, Blue, Purple.

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2011)
15. Made a new friend: Yes.
16. Fallen out of love: No.
17. Laughed until you cried: No.
18. Met someone who changed you: No.
19. Found out who your true friends : No
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: No.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 99 out of 100.
23. How many kids do you want?: 3.
24. Do you have any pets: No.
25. Do you want to change your name: No.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Eating cake.
27. What time did you wake up today: 7 am.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: I slept before midnight.
29. Name something you cannot wait for: See my love one
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 0 min ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Be a pretty girl.
32. What are you listening to right now: Marry me
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Nothing.
35. Most visited webpage: Facebook.
36. Whats your real name : Goh Sook Ching.
37. Nicknames: Ashley, monkey.
39. Zodiac sign: Aries!
40. Male or female: Female.
41. Elementary?: kindergarden .
42. Middle School?: SJK(C) ON PONG
43. High school/college?: Highlands International Boarding School
44. Hair colour: Brown Black
45. Long or short: Long
46. Height: 163cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes
48: What do you like about yourself?: No idea.
49. Piercings: yeah.
50. Tattoos: No and i hate tattoo.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty.

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: -.
53. First piercing: forget
54. First best friend: -
55. First sport you joined: badminton.
56. First vacation: Islands.
58. First pair of trainers: -

RIGHT NOW
59. Thinking something more simpler than 1+1 = : sleep
60. Drinking: -
61. I'm about to: Sleep.
62. Listening to: Song.
63. Waiting to : Sleep. (Pig)


YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? Yes.
65. Get married?: Yes.
66. Career: No idea

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller: For sure is tall.
70. Older or younger: Younger.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensetive.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker. fun & nice.

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: No.
77. Drank hard liquor: No.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: No.
79. Sex on first date: No.
80. Broken someone's heart: Yes.
82. Been arrested: No.
83. Turned someone down: Yes.
84. Cried when someone died: Yes.
85. Fallen for a friend?: No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Not really.
87. Miracles: Yes.
88. Love at first sight: Yes.
89. Heaven: Yes.
90. Santa Claus: No.
91. Kiss on the first date: Yes.
92. Angels: No

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/ boyfriend at a time: Never, i don't be a playgirl
95. Did you sing today?: Yes.
96. Ever cheated on somebody's relationship?: I don't cheat in relationship. :)
97. If you could go back in time, how far would go: No idea.
98. If you could pick a day from last year,what would it be?: 18th September
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No.
100. Posting this as 100 truths?:Yes.